Archive - Immortal Wit

11 Signs You're a Basic Substacker

Which one are you?

Mar 12, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

Generation Naming Group Fired For Not Trying After Baby Boomers

Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha? Are they serious?

Apr 9, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

11 MORE Signs You're a Basic Substacker Pt. 3!!!🥔

There's no way you could survive 3 rounds!

Jul 26, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

11 Basic Substackers 2: White Bread Edition!!! 🍞

Will you survive round 2?

May 28, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

Substacker Thanks Everyone for Subscribing Way Too Much. 5k Lost!😱

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Apr 16, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

9 Tips to Avoid Articles About Substack 🧐

"I call it cruel irony Kronk, just like my dependance on you." -Izma

May 17, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

Paul McCartney's New Album: 32 Days a Month!!!🎸

How does he think of these things???

Apr 12, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator

Apr 26, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

"Be a Secret Agent and Tell Everyone Your Name" 007 Interview 🍸

The answer will take your breath away

May 24, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

Local Slob Embraces Robots Stealing Everyone's Jobs 🤖

He's not lazy. He's efficient.

Mar 29, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

A Substacker Made $1 Billion on Shark Tank!!! 🤑

He deserves a Cuban!

Jul 23, 2024 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

how to go viral by lowering you're iq

flowers for algo none

Jan 21, 2025 • Thalia, Muse of Comedy

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