Immortal Wit's Top 2025 Halloween Costumes

"Just get a cardboard box and yell..."

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Oct 15, 2025

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!

The staff at Immortal Wit have spent all year slaving away at these ideas to make sure you have the scariest and most pop culture savvy costume at your next Halloween party! (Okay it’s just

⚡Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit⚡

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⚡Thalia | Muse of Comedy⚡

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These costumes are so effective we must warn you that there may be side effects like:

Receiving abnormally large amounts of candy
Adults giving you family heirlooms from their houses
Winning all the costume contests
Frightening everyone into a severe fight/flight/freeze to the point you should dive out of the way after coming into visual contact with others
Everyone you meet inviting you to their next Halloween party
Promotions at your company party
And so much more

So without further ado…

Here they are!

(DON’T LOOK IF YOU ARE SCARED OF REALLY COOL COSTUMES!!! 👻)

Life-Size Labubu - Need I say more???
It’s hungry! (wionews)
Eggs - Carry a sports score board but put a dollar sign at the beginning and a decimal in the center. Then start increasing the number until homeowners can’t take it anymore. Tell them a large amount of candy could make you go away!
HOA Member/Banker - This is for two people. The first person (HOA) tells them the grass in their yard looks trampled and hands them a fine. The second person (banker) then asks for the money!
A banker and HOA member without their costumes
ChatGPT - You will need to carry a marker board to draw pictures and get their questions wrong. It will be hard but I bet you can do it.
College Professor - Shout, “YOU SLEPT THROUGH YOUR FINAL!!!”
Robodog - This is not actually a costume. It’s a real robot you can buy for $10,000!!! Send it to your neighbor who uses his leaf blower at 6 am. If he picks “trick” you could roast his… marshmallows. Definitely marshmallows.
Business/Tech
Prepare for your affordable robo dog demise!!!🤑
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce - Dress up like you are going to go to a fancy restaurant or change your cars oil.
Tyrese Haliburton’s Achilles - Okay this might only scare compulsive sports betters and Hoosiers from my home state of Indiana. If you are in Oklahoma you could instead use a ref whistle. It will frighten them because Oklahomans have never heard one blown against them before.
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Sports Bookie - A claaaassic for your compulsive gambling friends. Also freaks out refs!
Datacenter or Battery Plant - Just get a cardboard box and yell, “YOU’RE ELECTRIC AND WATER BILLS DOUBLED!!!” Be sure to carry a pillow to catch those who faint!