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kaylen alexandra's avatar

Pull the lever Kronk….

WRONG LEVER!!!

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

Why do we even have that lever???

kaylen alexandra's avatar

😂😂

Charles Mitchell's avatar

This is what I signed up for. On Substack. Can't wait for meta posting day!

Kristine Neeley's avatar

The AI guy with this thumb grafted into the tree really just brings the whole thing together.

Just Gigi's avatar

Thalia, goddess of satire. Love it!

J. Curtis's avatar

If I never leave the comfy confines of Substack I’ll never know what I’m missing, quit telling me about it.

Jenna Vandenberg's avatar

Hehe. Those good ol’ TPS reports

Shoni's avatar

There's actually some pretty good advice here!

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

A blind squirrel finds an acorn eventually😁

Lea Bardot's avatar

This was hilarious 😂 someone really needed to write this! I’m glad you did 🙏

T. D. Wolf's avatar

I’m afraid if I switched from writing on Substack to writing on papyrus my stats might stay the same. I don’t think my psyche could take that.

Jason Taylor's avatar

"Find an unsuspecting gal you’ve had your eye on and concuss her. Not completely! Just enough to where she might accidentally agree to date you." - ****

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Hilarious advice. 😂