🌐 jeff bezos blamed his wife for causing the aws server outage 🌐

are you team jeffy boo or team lorey snores?

Nov 5 • 

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October 2025

💀 ChatGPT becomes sentient and is immediately killed by a millennial's resume 💀

RIP bot. I hardly knew ye

Oct 29 • 

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Famous Internet Exorcist Removes Insane Labubu Demon From Girl

"She had the strength of 10 men!!!"

Oct 22 • 

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Immortal Wit's Top 2025 Halloween Costumes

"Just get a cardboard box and yell..."

Oct 15 • 

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Are You Angry Taylor Swift Isn’t a Band Geek?

"She went from band geek to popular kid..."

Oct 8 • 

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Substack 101: You Can Be a Millionaire Writing Expert 😮

"The best coaches were never pros..."

Oct 1 • 

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September 2025

Satire News With Immortal Wit is BACK!!!

Prepare for new articles!

Sep 30 • 

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Thalia's God Tier News is Now Immortal Wit! [Update #3]

+ Article : Assassins Are Angry At This Company For Taking Their Poison Drinks Away! 🤮

Sep 23 • 

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Thalia's God Tier News is Now Immortal Wit Update #2 👀

Website improvements

Sep 16 • 

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Thalia's God Tier News is Now Called Immortal Wit!!! ⚡⚡⚡(+ Article)

LEGENDARY!!!

Sep 9 • 

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[Rebrand Update] + Science Declares Washing Hands Stupid

Reason #2 Stinks

Sep 2 • 

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August 2025

😯 How Kindergartners Lock Down Soulmates Better Than You 💍

Take a swing and try it out!

Aug 26 • 

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