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Thalia's God Tier News is Now Called Immortal Wit!!! ⚡⚡⚡(+ Article)

6 hrs ago •

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[Rebrand Update] + Science Declares Washing Hands Stupid

Reason #2 Stinks

Sep 2 •

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August 2025

July 2025

Purdue Invents the Midwest Terminator

Jul 29 •

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Sam Bankman-Fried Sells "Convicts Only" Dating App For $2.3B While in Prison 🦹‍♂️

"Hobbies that people love on our app are very different..."

Jul 22 •

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Substack Pays Users to Doomscroll With "Substack Miles" 💎

"If my wife finds out how many miles I’ve been scrolling I’m doomed!"

Jul 15 •

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Nerds are Autistic In New DSM 6 🤓

"Patients will be grilled by a group of teenage girls."

Jul 8 •

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The Chicago Bulls Draft Cash Considerations 🤑

"Gamblers and the NBA owners love Cash."

Jul 2 •

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June 2025

Allen Iverson (AI) Confused but Grateful for Insane Surge on Social Media 🔥

"Elon Musk and Sam Altman are my biggest fans!" -Allen Iverson

Jun 24 •

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