Why Chiropractors LOVE Scandinavian Furniture 😍

"It’s all inspired from Soviet era prisons..."

Apr 8 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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March 2026

Major Investor Drops Substack After Text Centering Debacle

"Substack is over..."

Mar 25 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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Urinal Sinks are THE HOTTEST THING in Atlanta’s Airport 🚹

"Take care of #1 while also washing their hands"

Mar 11

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February 2026

Ford KILLS It With "OJ Edition" Bronco 🔪

"All gloves are off!"

Feb 25 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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⚡ Immortal Wit is Changing the Game ⚡

"Loyal Paid Subscribers Pay $0"

Feb 11 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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One Week Before the Reveal!

"I have some good news and a surprise."

Feb 4 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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Everyone Hates Free Bitcoin From Substack 📉

"Apparently we were wrong. Very wrong.” — Chris Best, CEO/Founder

Feb 4 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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January 2026

December 2025

⚡ An Immortal Christmas break ⚡

May your Christmas never end!

Dec 3, 2025 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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November 2025

⚡🍗 AN IMMORTAL THANKSGIVING UPDATE 🍗⚡

MAY YOUR TURKEYS BE VERY MORTAL!!!

Nov 26, 2025 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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🔭 astronomers predict 2nd northern lights show after your dad eats thanksgiving🔭

"When your dad goes to the buffet line..."

Nov 19, 2025 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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🌯 the dead frozen burrito inventor had some interesting final instructions 🌯

"Duane’s burrito technology was the rocket fuel for SpaceX and..."

Nov 12, 2025 • Thalia | Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster | Immortal Wit

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