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Matthew Haviland's avatar

"Have you ever wondered what I’m thinking throughout the day? Like what books I’ve read? Or how much smarter I am than billionaires??? Then my stack is for you!" Brutal, lol.

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William E.'s avatar

This reads like an actual episode transcript.

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Daniel Harper's avatar

Brilliant 🤣

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Michael Maupin 🄾🄵 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈🅂🄷🄴🄳's avatar

you killed this

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Jacob Sutton's avatar

It’s truly a shame he won’t be on QVC any time soon

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Jacob Clarke's avatar

I don’t like your face. Fair, that’s why I stay hidden!

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

Barb has quit so many deals just because she doesn't like the guy's face lol

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Jacob Clarke's avatar

Some of their rationalizations for being out are always hilarious. Too much tech, not enough tech, don’t like the attitude, don’t like their face.

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

Barbs I always laugh at. I don't know why she's on the show. Almost every time she cuts them off at the beginning and says she's out.

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Jacob Clarke's avatar

She can easily be as harsh as Mr. Wonderful at times.

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Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

I could be next!

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JRCCreasey©️✅'s avatar

I’m still processing this. Eric is not quite “dead to me” yet

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Scoot's avatar

"Stick your hand in a mousetrap" got me 😂

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

That made me laugh to myself when I wrote it

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