⚡🍗 AN IMMORTAL THANKSGIVING UPDATE 🍗⚡

MAY YOUR TURKEYS BE VERY MORTAL!!!

Hi Immortal Fans,

This is Mike, Thalia’s mortal unpaid intern. It’s been a wild 2 years for this publication and me personally. Immortal Wit’s 2 year anniversary actually happened on November 4th! I was so busy I couldn’t even fire off an email so I’ll take this time to give you an update on me and this business.

A big reason why I’ve been so busy is I got a new job and moved to St. Louis! On top of that I rebranded the site as I’m sure you’ve noticed. It was a lot more work than I thought.

I am almost finished with the rebrand and after that I will begin implementing more features for paid subscribers. I know I’ve said this for awhile but I want to do things right and quality takes time.

For those who have supported me financially as a paid subscriber even though I haven’t had anything to give…

Thank you.

You’ve shown me that my writing is appreciated by more than my mom and dad. 😁 It keeps me going.

NOW ENOUGH OF THIS SERIOUS TALK! LET’S GET BACK TO THE FUNNY STUFF!!!

Here’s a story about how we can be too thankful:

Here’s a story to prepare you for BLACK FRIDAY!!!

Are you worried about what to buy everyone for Christmas??? Well say no more! Mike The Intern is on the case!!!

Everyone can’t get enough of…

⚡BEING A PAID MEMBER OF IMMORTAL WIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⚡

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(You had to know that was coming.)

But also, there are some great holiday deals that we have written about over the years!!!

Whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, we have the gifts for you!!!

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!

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• What are you doing this Thanksgiving?

• What would you want as a paid subscriber?

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