🔭 astronomers predict 2nd northern lights show after your dad eats thanksgiving🔭
"When your dad goes to the buffet line..."
University of Science — Top scientists are saying that if you missed the last Northern Lights (aurora borealis) show, there is still hope to see some after your dad is finished eating at Thanksgiving.
“We expect a 92% probability that after your dad eats Aunt Barb’s baked beans that an iridescent glow will cover your living room and the atmosphere. This rainbow hue is thanks to your Dad’s abuse of his stomach over the years and the fact that no one can resist Aunt Barb’s baked beans. I mean seriously. They are amazing. It’s hard not to get back up for thirds.” - Dr. Tel Ascoap
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Scientists also say that if you miss that light show, you may get a second chance soon after.
“See, when your dad goes to the buffet line your uncle always follows him. Your uncle always takes too much and leaves nothing for anyone else. We think this has a high likelihood of actually producing more rainbow hues than the previous occurrence thanks to the increased volume of beans in his gullet. ” - Ren Bo Hughes
Scientists warn that prolonged exposure to these specific Northern lights can cause lightheadedness, nausea, and lack of appetite so be sure to open a window.
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