šÆ the dead frozen burrito inventor had some interesting final instructions šÆ
"Duaneās burrito technology was the rocket fuel for SpaceX and..."
Duane Roberts, the inventor of the frozen burrito, recently passed away at the age of 88. His death brought tears to many peopleās eyes. At the wake, baby boomers down to teenagers felt that deep down, something was missing from them that day.
āI feel like he was a huge part of me. Seriously, I ate so many in college that Iām pretty sure Iām 50% burrito.ā ā Al Niter
Silicon Valley held a Viking funeral for him. 100,000 burning burritos were sent out via ship into the Pacific Ocean.
Peter Thiel had tears streaming down his eyes as he commented, āOur love for that man burns more intensely than our stomachs did the morning after eating one of his burritos. He single handedly has fueled at least $20 trillion of our nationās economy by providing food for entrepreneurs like me.ā
Elon Musk also weighed in, āDuaneās burrito technology was the rocket fuel for SpaceX and my sphincter. We plan on bringing them to Mars because they are perfect for interstellar travel. We might even build some of our habitats with them.ā
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Duane left very simple Final Instructions:
Cryogenically freeze Duane
Unthaw for 3-5 min. or as needed
Questionā¦
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