Cadbury's GMO Easter Bunny produces 5X MORE CHOCOLATE EGGS!!! 😱
"Gone is the wimpy lil Easter Bunny."
Greater London, England — Cadbury CEO Coco Eggington just announced a major scientific breakthrough in egg production thanks to their newest Genetically Modified (GMO) Super Easter Bunny™.
According to him:
“Oi think we outdid ourselves this time. Gone is the wimpy lil Easter Bunny. We ‘ave now created the Super Easter Bunny™!!! Using technology similar to Captain America we edited the genome of the wimpy original and have created a rabbit capable of producing 5x the eggs at twice the size. Also all you ‘ave to feed ‘im is plastic and cardboard and the eggs still taste good!
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We do warn that possible side effects could be extended stays on the toilet because the eggs, while tasty, can be hard to digest. We will begin producing our Easter Bunny clone army, uhh… I mean production line this year. Expect ‘alf the price for twice as much!
Happy Easter everyone!”
Journalists who were able to taste the eggs described them as “uneggspectedly smooth,” “lodged halfway in my intestinal tract,” and “eating 6 of them gave me a permanent 6 pack.”
For now, if you want an early taste you can bring used Amazon packages or recycled plastics to feed a bunny at one of their petting zoos. Are you eggxcited???
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They's gone ruined Easter, they 'as.
Is this what they mean by Easter Break as in eggs? I was certain it was Easter Brake which my father did stopping in front of St. Mary’s one of two times a year (the other was Christmas which was more of a slide).