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Mark Connolly's avatar

Reminds me of the popular Diarrhea Diet™, Usually brought on by a Tea out of China named "Green Tea Explosion™."

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

Oh boy lol. Some Chinese food can do the same thing.

charles222a203's avatar

the trick is just discharging your bodys natural snot reserves

Stan Bitrock's avatar

I've never been lucky enough to lose more than a couple pounds on this fad diet.

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

Last year my New Year's resolution was to lose 10 lb and all it took was one week with the flu.

Stan Bitrock's avatar

Lucky! Part of me thinks that after I die, my hunger will live on, laughing in the face of nature, and slowly consume all existence.

Mark Connolly's avatar

Oooh, like a super massive black hole!