⚡ Immortal Wit is Changing the Game ⚡
"Loyal Paid Subscribers Pay $0"
Hi everyone!
Big changes are coming our way! Thank you for sticking with me these last two months. A lot of good things have been happening to me in my personal life and on Immortal Wit. I’m glad I have such loyal fans.
During the time off, I did a lot of brain storming on how to make Immortal Wit profitable. Satire news without ads is a unique business that I am figuring out. It’s also very hard to grow on social media without talking about politics or rage baiting. Algorithms reward controversy and anger which I think is the opposite of what entertainment should be. It should be a fun and happy experience.
I hope you enjoy these new updates to Immortal Wit. I want to provide the best entertainment, variety and perks for you… without politics, of course. ⚡⚡⚡
May the fun never end,
Thalia, Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster, Immortal Wit
⚡ New Changes Coming to Immortal Wit!!! ⚡
Articles Every Other Week
This should result in multiple benefits:
High Quality - I can’t keep up with a weekly pace and in the past it has hurt the quality of my writing. This will give me more time to ensure every post is ⚡⚡⚡!!!
Surprise Weeks - Every week I don’t write an article will be a Surprise Week. Sometimes you will get something that week. Sometimes I will be busy working on a secret project for later on. It will allow for flexibility in what I do.
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Paid Subscriber Perks
Perks are about to ⚡⚡⚡!!!
Article Previews - Paid subscribers will get to view articles a week in advance!
Private Chat - Chat is now private and for paid subscribers only. Outsiders will not be able to see what we post. I will experiment with different ways to make the chat fun.
Loyal Paid Subscribers Pay $0 - Yup! You heard me right! People who support me at the beginning will be rewarded big time. They will earn a free Lifetime Paid Subscriber Pass every time we pass a major milestone. It will work like this pattern:
At 12 Paid Subscribers, the oldest 2 get a Free Lifetime Pass!!!
At 120 Paid Subscribers, the oldest 20 get a Free Lifetime Pass!!!
At 1,200 Paid Subscribers, the oldest 200 get a Free Lifetime Pass!!!
At 12,000 Paid Subscribers, the oldest 2,000 get a Free Lifetime Pass!!!
The $2/Month Sale is Ending - On March 31st, I will raise the price of paid subscriptions to $3/month. I don’t think I will ever set it at $2/month again. Honestly, I barely made any money off it after fees. I also don’t plan on having any sales in the future. I don’t think they are fair to people who bought a subscription at a higher price. I would suggest buying a Paid Pass now and lock in the lifetime $2/month. Who knows? Later on you might get a Free Lifetime Pass…
The Immortal Wit Shop
The Immortal Wit Shop is being paused for the moment. I am going to make sure everything is high quality and done well. Stay tuned for updates.
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I, for one, am glad to hear you put comedy gold over fool's gold!