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David Perlmutter's avatar

Don't trust anyone named Jocko- the name alone is a red flag.

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

He was pretty much made to be a Navy SEAL. Even his name sounds like a call sign.

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

This is like The Onion these days. I have to read it twice to make sure this isn’t actual reporting 😂😂

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

It is kinda funny because I don't think anyone could tell if he's making it up. 😂😂😂

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Adam Rockwell's avatar

Very true

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Rebecca's avatar

Damn I didn't even think this was satire!

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

Haha! Awesome! That's what I go for!

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