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Jacob Sutton's avatar

The implication that Kirby is fat feels blasphemous

I mean I’ve seen that man eat a building and not grow in size

Also if he ingested ozempic would he become ozempic because of his copy ability? Ozempikirby?

Jacob Sutton's avatar

you’re way to quick with this wowww

T. D. Wolf's avatar

Wait. Jabba the Hut was in Star Wars?

Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

I’m waiting for generic Ozempic. I hope I don’t get too many heart attacks before I can afford the drug

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

My diabetic cousin had to drive three hours to a pharmacy that had Ozempic in stock.

Jabba looks like he suffers from long term side effects.

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

He is somewhat less intimidating now

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

He needs a bowl of ice cream.

John Mistretta's avatar

Lmfao!! Jabba the Hut’s transformation is truly awe inspiring.

Samuel Clemenstein's avatar

Never realized Kirby was an apricot!

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

Always educating my readers!