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The competition for Rookie of the Year is now pretty much decided. What was a close race between Caitlin Clark of the Indiana Fever and Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky is over thanks to a mysteeerious injury to Angelās wrist. Angel said it occurred during a fall in a game but our crackinā (no pun intended) investigative journalists may have uncovered something far more sinister afoot (or should we say awrist?)
We think something stinks in the cornfields of Indiana and it aināt cause of Bessieās cowpies. Did one of these people take her out so Caitlin gets Rookie of the Year? We have two theories:
Farmer Bob - Turns out he wanted a partner to play baseball ball with. Only problem was heās in Indiana where people play basketball and Angelās wrist isnāt a baseball.
The T-1: No conscience. Doesnāt get tired. Smart. Some would say too smart. Thank God he isnāt sentient and has a kill switch.
Thatās what we think. Let us know your theories.
Soā¦
What is your theory?
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Kerrigan/Harding times two?