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Bronson Archer's avatar

Diddy give good double chocolate chip coooookie!!

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You win the comment section

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Andrew Beebe's avatar

It’s sad when the world is so insane that when skimming a satirical title to an article, you think, yeah, probably.

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Marco.D.Blanco's avatar

I love that Costco actually had to come out and clarify that they do not sell baby oil in any of their stores, his lawyer is such a joke.

Still nice of them to sponsor him I guess

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

Yeah I knew it ruined the fake story but thought it was too funny to not include

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Marco.D.Blanco's avatar

Nonsense! This is still primo stuff as always

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Is he now so poor he can't pay for lawyers?

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⚡Thalia⚡The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

He can buy them in bulk now

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