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Bronson Archer's avatar

Diddy give good double chocolate chip coooookie!!

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You win the comment section

Andrew Beebe's avatar

It’s sad when the world is so insane that when skimming a satirical title to an article, you think, yeah, probably.

Marco.D.Blanco's avatar

I love that Costco actually had to come out and clarify that they do not sell baby oil in any of their stores, his lawyer is such a joke.

Still nice of them to sponsor him I guess

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

Yeah I knew it ruined the fake story but thought it was too funny to not include

Marco.D.Blanco's avatar

Nonsense! This is still primo stuff as always

David Perlmutter's avatar

Is he now so poor he can't pay for lawyers?

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

He can buy them in bulk now