"Recently our nation’s scientists at the College of Science in charge of studying The Science declared washing hands to be an exercise in futility and recommended that you give up."
Because Crazy Bob Kennedy threatened to fire them if they didn't say that?
"Recently our nation’s scientists at the College of Science in charge of studying The Science declared washing hands to be an exercise in futility and recommended that you give up."
Because Crazy Bob Kennedy threatened to fire them if they didn't say that?