Social stars' growth halts after POSTING ABOUT POLITICS Last 7 Months??? š¤”
"50% of our audience just disappeared overnight."
Social media star Knittinā Wit Kittens is confused about her lack of growth that suddenly halted around November 2024.
āI donāt get it. I would just post pictures of me knitting with my adorable cats like I usually do and the growth just came to a halt! Maybe the problem is I didnāt get to post as many pictures of my #1 star Missy Snugglebottoms because I had to call for the death of my political enemies on social media. It was truly exhausting.ā
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I asked fellow star Crosswords nā Birds who was also suffering from the same problem what he thought the problem was:
āYeah, I think that one billionaire, the one you are picturing in your head, has it out for us. Thereās no explanation why. Itās like 50% of our audience just disappeared overnight. We also think there may be bots in our comments. They say things like, āItās illegal to tell people to kill someone.ā and āI also hate the guy but this is too much.āā ā Crosswords nā Birds
We asked Knittinā Wit Kittens what she thinks she will have to do:
āWell Iām going to have to find a way to get more mass appeal. I donāt know what I could possibly do though. I thought knitting and kittens would have a lot of viewers but maybe Iām wrong. I might have to branch out to dogs. (shudders)ā
Well we hope she figures out her problems before the midterm elections coming up.
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The sad thing is I know real stories of political blow ups happening in the knitting community and people focusing on being outraged over knitting. I guess it was really bad on IG.
How dare you call me out like this, Thalia!! šš