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Immortal Wit is the most epic newspaper on Olympus and Earth. Gods and mortals love us and it’s easy to see why. We offer 100% unbiased fake news absolutely free to the public and we never cover politics.
“What??? You never cover politics? How is that possible?”
Glad you asked convenient bystander!
We never cover politicians or laws in any of our articles.
That’s the Immortal Wit promise. We want you to have fun regardless of political affiliation.
Immortal Wit is run by our fearless Chief Editor, Thalia the Muse of Comedy. She is one of nine sisters who are Greek goddesses. They are in charge of inspiring mortals like you with great ideas! Thalia is the master of comedy and has inspired all of your favorite comedians with their best material.
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