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Dave's avatar

Lol! Next can be an update on a famous Substacker writing about writers who write about writing on Substack

Lauria Grant III's avatar

This brought me back to derivatives in Business Calculus freshman year

Thalia | Muse of Comedy's avatar

Exponential growth can't hurt you

Ken's avatar

I love it. Proper use of the word.

John Mistretta's avatar

😂😂 I laughed out loud reading this

Jesse C. McEntee's avatar

Hilarious! Another idea would be the subscriber screenshot showing some absurd # count discrepancy between paid and free. 100k free subscribers and 4 paid, etc.

Silvio Castelletti's avatar

These guys over at The Onion are dilettantes. Brava!

Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

I’m offended, and I didn’t even subscribe

Stone Bryson's avatar

😂😂😂 While I do frequently thank subscribers for being there, I seldom-to-never discuss my 'sub-count'... so I think I dodged this bullet 😉

Connecting The Dots's avatar

Hmmmm....so the "Hey look at how many notches I have on my bed post " approach, is just as bad to use with SubStack subs, as it is with a new date.

Ever notice how those "advise givers" are tone deaf in things like this - on the whole?