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Dave's avatar

Lol! Next can be an update on a famous Substacker writing about writers who write about writing on Substack

Lauria Grant III's avatar

This brought me back to derivatives in Business Calculus freshman year

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

Exponential growth can't hurt you

Ken's avatar

I love it. Proper use of the word.

John Mistretta's avatar

😂😂 I laughed out loud reading this

Jesse C. McEntee's avatar

Hilarious! Another idea would be the subscriber screenshot showing some absurd # count discrepancy between paid and free. 100k free subscribers and 4 paid, etc.

Silvio Castelletti's avatar

These guys over at The Onion are dilettantes. Brava!

Grand Mal Twerkin's avatar

I’m offended, and I didn’t even subscribe

Stone's avatar

😂😂😂 While I do frequently thank subscribers for being there, I seldom-to-never discuss my 'sub-count'... so I think I dodged this bullet 😉

Connecting The Dots's avatar

Hmmmm....so the "Hey look at how many notches I have on my bed post " approach, is just as bad to use with SubStack subs, as it is with a new date.

Ever notice how those "advise givers" are tone deaf in things like this - on the whole?