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T. D. Wolf's avatar

Rumor has it they’re working on a robotic Toni Kukoč that will fix everything and win sixth man of the year!

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

It would be an improvement!

David Perlmutter's avatar

Well- THAT explains why they haven't won a championship in a few years...

Reinsdorf is also the owner of the Chicago White Sox, which have had a similar dip in athletic quality since he took over. He probably has an AI program running for them, too.

Thalia, Muse of Comedy's avatar

It really does explain things! To think I just assumed he was cheap. Whoops!