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My rebrand is finally done! Thalia’s God Tier News is officially old news and Immortal Wit is what all the cool gods (and mortals) are reading nowadays.
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I also have a new logo!
That would look good on a t shirt huh?
I felt Thalia’s God Tier News was a bit of a mouthful to say and too hard to spell so I figured naming my publication Immortal Wit would solve that problem. The Greek gods theme is going to stay. (A muse has to amuse! Am I right???)
Stay tuned for more updates. I’m still working on parts of the site and I will unveil some new perks for those of you who support me financially with your paid subscriptions.
Thank you paid subs. You mean a lot to me.
In the meantime, while I work on updating the rest of the site, I hope you enjoy this classic! It’s baseball season and while the weather is cooling off, my guess is Angel Hernandez’s dad can’t tell the difference…
Yes, Umpire Angel Hernandez's Dad is Satan
Greatest of All Time Fallen Angels
There is a controversy going on in the major leagues currently. Angel Hernandez is an umpire that is universally hated by every team, fan, announcer, small child and cute animals.
He’s so bad that when he sued the MLB a legal precedent was set that he is terrible at his job. He hasn’t been fired because of the MLB umpire union.
Luckily we were able to interview his mom:
“I named him after his dad Lucifer, the greatest angel ever. Granted he was kicked out of heaven and forced to spend some time in LA, but if it wasn’t for that I wouldn’t have met him.
He definitely has his dad’s eyes and we are so proud of him. I think everyone else likes him too! Everyone is always telling him to go to hell and that makes Lukey Dooky so proud. Sorry, that’s what I call his father.”
Here’s some film of his calls. Remember to view these with eclipse sunglasses so your eyes aren’t damaged as much as his:
Kyle Schwarber speaking for us all:
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