The Costco Guys are THIS CLOSE to Starting a Cult š¹
Rapture... WILL BRING THE BOOOOM!!!
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Am I the only one who hasnāt heard of The Costco Guys? They are the influencer family who eats tons of Costco foods. Thereās the dad AJ, son Big Justice, and cousin The Rizzler. Maybe I should let them introduce themselves.
How famous has the Rizzler become?
Heās been on the Mets jumbotron.
This is the video that made them famous on TikTok.
It seems a bit culty doesnāt it? The unwavering stare. The dead voices. If they said the the Rapture was near and you should drink from the discount pallet of Kool Aid, DO NOT DRINK IT!!!
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Tim Dillon's rant on these guys is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBBjbGg_LLo
Iāve never heard of these people either. Or been in Costco. I guess Iām a Costco Neophyte.