🌐 jeff bezos blamed his wife for causing the aws server outage 🌐
are you team jeffy boo or team lorey snores?
Recently Amazon Web Services’ (AWS) servers crashed in the Eastern US causing many internet products like Amazon, Alexa, Snapchat and Fortnite to break.
Bezos in an official press statement found the problem occurred when his wife Lauren Sanchez attempted to clean his mancave and tripped over the cord for the US-EAST-1 server region.
Bezos’ press statement:
“To all Amazon shareholders, I would like to sincerely apologize for the recent outage. My wife thought it would be ok to clean my mancave where I like to tinker and — of course! — tripped over a cord that disconnected the servers for the Eastern US. Women huh? Can’t live ‘em! Can’t live without ‘em!
I always tell her not to clean my work area. I have everything organized just the way I want it and when she puts it away I can’t find anything!”
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Lauren released a counter press statement:
“Dear shareholders of Amazon. What Jeffy Boo doesn’t say is that his “mancave,” which is in his garage, is a mess! It was so filthy! No wonder he can’t achieve the necessary subzero temperatures for his quantum computer with all that dust lying around! He should thank me for cleaning it! He’s always talking about efficiency this, efficiency that and he works in this pigsty??? The lighting in there is so bad, it’s no wonder I tripped over that cord!”
Bezos then released a counter counter statement:
“Dear shareholders, I promise what Lorey Snores — I mean Lauren — did won’t happen again. The area will be well lit from now on.
Also I’d like to announce Amazon is looking into creating robot women…”
Question…
Are you Team Jeffy Boo or Team Lorey Snores?
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Looks like Jeff married the wrong woman...