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Sandolore Sykes's avatar

Ok, I just decided that you made this whole article up and are some kind of wiz kid and rigged the whole thing. My kid has this joke where he rewrites the code from the developer menu on a site and then shows me shocking article titles about me. I would rather believe that, ok?

BattleBadger's avatar

Bruh. Why there no Lois lane from super man

Charlie Lentine's avatar

I was not prepared for Princess Fiona 😂

kaylen alexandra's avatar

Princess Fiona killed Me. This was amazing.

J. Curtis's avatar

No Betty or Veronica? No Jessica Rabbit? Pshhht…what kind of a retro beauty pageant is this? 😂

⚡Thalia | The Muse of Comedy⚡'s avatar

I tried Jessica Rabbit and got a woman with bunny ears 😄

John Saleeby's avatar

Has enough time as gone by for us to assess the heroin in her system while she died?