This new vegetarian meat might replace turkey!
Some people are probably gonna have a cow...
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You might be surprised to learn that our ancestors already knew how to create vegetarian meats. The crazier thing is this trend is being resurrected this Thanksgiving. This technique is thousands of years old. Perhaps you are familiar with it?
IT’S THE COW!!!!!!!! The cow is an old technology that ancient man used to convert plants into meat! Don’t be surprised if you see a steak or burger made of this substance at your next Thanksgiving! Some say it is indistinguishable from real meat.
On top of this, researchers are finding that it might be possible to create new never-seen-in-our-lifetime, plant-based milks as well! The grass outside your door might become the milk that you sip in the morning. Different types include corn milk, grass milk, and others.
If you want to buy some for yourself, just look for products marked “beef” and “dairy.” You’ll be surprised how quickly they are catching on!
From Thalia’s God Tier News, have a happy Thanksgiving!
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"Introducing Boeuf....the high quality vegetarian meat for those fed up with turkey."
Sounds more appealing than Soylent Green, I must admit. Maybe I should consider it.