Travis Kelce Stares in General Geographic Coordinate of Taylor Swift!!! 👀

"There was a very loud sound that almost sounded like a sports car..."

Thalia, Muse of Comedy and Mike Schuster, Immortal Wit

Jun 17, 2025

Kansas City, MO — After the Superbowl Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift seemed like they were taking a break from the public eye. What they didn’t tell us is that Travis may have fixed his eyes in the general geographic coordinates of Taylor Swift! (Southwest you crazy Swifties!)

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He was spotted sitting on a park bench, gaze affixed 3/4 up and to the right, when he shifted his weight to the left. There was a very loud sound that almost sounded like a sports car that went, “BRPBRPBRPRPBPBPRPBPRP!!!” You would almost think it came from his pants! Then he looked all around as if he was seeing if anyone was nearby. He finally stared off into the Southwest, no doubt thinking of his true love Taylor Swift.

Please be sure not to hunt down Travis or Taylor. We need to respect their privacy and I don’t want competition for photos or stories. Till next time!

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