Urinal Sinks are THE HOTTEST THING in Atlanta’s Airport 🚹

"Take care of #1 while also washing their hands"

Atlanta, GA — In a bold move to combat growing Men’s bathroom lines, Atlanta’s airport has implemented dual purpose urinal/sinks called You’re In. Men just make one stop to the You’re In and take care of #1 while also washing their hands. Results have been explosive with the airport reporting a 933% increase in bathroom efficiency.

We interviewed several people who have used them to see if this should be the #1 option for the future:

“Well I don’t want this to be #2 in the future!” - Apu Splajin

“It’s an interesting concept but the aim is a bit off.” - John Waters

“I had some asparagus on my hands and it wasn’t from the cafeteria.” - Sonny Tayshon

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“I think management got their streams crossed.” - Khant Blievit

“I’ve never seen people leave the bathroom so fast! It’s great!” - Soh Pliesed

“Zis eez peak efficienzy. I plan on bringing eet to my homeland.” - Hans Kleen

Airport management said they are currently exploring a bidet/sink combo for men and women due to extreme pressure from the fairer sex. Initially many people were relieved at this announcement however airport management says it’s currently a #2 priority.

Question…

• Do these sinks stink or are you relieved?

Comment down below! 👇👇👇

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