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Ford KILLS It With "OJ Edition" Bronco 🔪

"All gloves are off!"

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Feb 25, 2026
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Detroit, MI — Lookout! All gloves are off with Ford’s new 2027 white “OJ Edition” Bronco!!! With the best highway mileage it’s class, it will make you feel like it’s the last car you’ll ever drive.

Designed for high speed road trips, it has a 60 gallon gas tank coupled with a 50 mpg hybrid engine. It also sports an extra large trunk that is so massive yo…

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