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According to those closest to Mattyson Madison, the reason she isn’t famous is because her writing is too intelligent to be understood by “the masses." “Ah yes. My esoteric writings are clearly too advanced for our current time. The only thing that I can hope is later on when I am old or dead, people realize how much of a genius I am.”
Mattyson is a culture blogger who specializes in the effects entertainment has on society. “I am currently researching the benefits musicians like Taylor Swift have on the health of an individual and extrapolating those effects to society at large.”
Her friend Payton Peyton has different opinions. “I feel like she’s just partying her brains out at concerts. Her dad has already paid for her to see Taytay, Coachella, and Lolla. I’m soooo jealous.”
Mattyson’s reply?
“I thought she might say that. I have to say my very thorough research concludes that concerts are great for increasing positive responses in the nervous system, taste buds, and ear. What I need more time with is the effects it has on the liver. I am going to withhold results until Dad cuts me off, I mean funding dries up. Like I said, my genius is not appreciated during my time.”
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