Yeezy with Febreezy: Being Human Garbage LOOKS GOOD!!! šÆ
Trash literally is in fashion...
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Hollywood, CA ā Kanye is tired of everyone makinā a stink around him! Thatās why itās time to take out the trash! Introducing Yeezy with Febreezy. Everyone will think youāre so fresh when youāre sportinā this 100% recycled drip made out of trash bags.
By partnering with Glad trash bags, Kanye has once again entered a territory others couldnāt sniff out.
According to Kanye, āEveryone in the news was saying I was trash. That I wasnāt cool anymore. So I said to myself, alright, Iāll show you. Iāll make trash cool. So I go lock myself in my basement for 3 days. Suddenly my phone is ringing and my agent is telling me Iām gonna be late for a show. I got outta there and walked on stage. Realized I was covered in garbage bags. Got $20 million for preorders the next day. So yeah, I am trash and so are all my fans. Get some!ā
Prices will be:
$999 garba shhh, quiet the haters (cape/shirt combo)
$899 stankee leggz, get your stank on! (pants)
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****Iāll restack the best āRestack with a noteā I see!
He will do anything to stay in the news...
I hate that the quote sounds like something Kanye would say wowwww