Are You Angry Taylor Swift Isn’t a Band Geek?
"She went from band geek to popular kid..."
Hey! It’s me, Thalia!
I’m hitting the streets again and asking mortals what they think of Taylor Swift’s newest album. It seems like it’s her most controversial one yet!
How do you feel about Taylor Swift’s new album?
“She went from band geek to popular kid to burnout in the time it took my daughter to be born and graduate high school.” -Tailor, Tailor
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“I’m just glad I’ll live to hear the breakup album.” -Liv Lon G., Fortune Teller
“Soon she’ll be living in a trailer, smokin’ a pack with her husband, and talking about how popular they used to be.” -Nevaeh, Smoky the Bear’s Worst Nightmare
“Is that who’s married to my tight end in fantasy?” -Greg, Amateur Mime
“I like how relatable her music is.” -David, Letter Man
Her Response
In response to the fan backlash Taylor Swift released a statement:
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Question…
What did you think of her album?
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Not a fan of the album personally. Bring country Taytay back!