Famous Internet Exorcist Removes Insane Labubu Demon From Girl
"She had the strength of 10 men!!!"
Popular online exorcist Fr. Ripperger claims to have removed a new demon named Labubu1 from a 6 year old girl named Cree P. Toi.
Here's what he had to say in his latest video:
"It was one of the hardest exorcisms I've ever had. The demon who calls himself Labubu took the form of doll. It was one of the scariest things I have ever seen and I've seen a lot. I've seen people turn into snakes, levitate, and fill the air with disgusting smells but I would take 10 of those over one session with Labubu!
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He just sat there and I couldn't get him to talk! I used holy water, relics, you name it! He took them all! Finally I tried to grab him from her but she had the strength of 10 men!!! Later on, the mom showed me she was hiding another Labubu. We decided to hold it in front of her and she dropped the Labubu she was holding to try and get the other one. When she did we grabbed both of them and ran!"
Father Ripperger warned against buying labubus saying it can possess the parents too.
"I've studied labubus more after this incident and I've found that any parent that buys a labubu very often will experience blackouts. When they finally come to, they realize they are in a mile long line at 4 am on a Saturday waiting to buy another one… May God have mercy on these parents who invite labubus into their home. They know not what they do."
Question…
Have you ever seen a labubu in real life???
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My friend saw a labubu once...
and he was never seen again...
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If they have the strength of 10 men, get 11 people to beat them up...