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Bakersfield, CA— Locals are worried about resident Computer Whisperer Greg Pevensie for recommending a fantasy series that picks up after the 13th book. We interviewed him to see what he has to say:
“You really need to read The Lords of The Space Wizards. The world building is really, REALLY good. Yes each book is 2,000 pages but after the 13th book it all comes together!
The problem is it takes so long for JRR Herbert to set up the world but once he does it’s sooooo worth it. [spoilers!] First Gandalf jumps aboard Battlestar Galactica and casts The One Ring into the core of the Death Star. Then Dark Eustace has to hide his son Harry Potter on the planet Dune. After that, The White Witch wants to kill Tyrion who is actually the son of Aslan even though Gandalf thinks he is his own son.
The magic system is also insane and based off of real science.
The series is 42 books longs and JRR Herbert died before finishing it at the age of 109 but it is well worth it! There are rumors that George RR Martin will finish the series after he finishes Game of Thrones so you know it will be good.
You need to start reading now so you know what’s happening when George completes the series.”
After we talked to him, paramedics arrived on the seen and he is feeling much better.
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I hope Double R gets well soon
I used to be generous with my time when starting a new series. But now, if it hasn't caught my attention by fifty pages and them completely dragged me under by the end of the book, it's chucked out the metaphorical window.