On Vacation (So Here's Some Classics!)

"menial labor gives her the break she needs."

Thalia ⚡ Immortal Wit and Mike Schuster ⚡ Immortal Wit

Jun 03, 2026

Hello Immortals!

Thalia is on vacation right now so there will not be any new articles this week.

For her vacations she usually ventures down from Olympus into the mortal world to take a break from all the exhausting ambrosia drinking she has to do. Lounging every day and getting a perfect tan is very exhausting and so menial labor gives her the break she needs. Her favorite thing to do is to surprise the elderly by mowing their lawns or blowing their leaves before they wake up at 6 am. Isn’t that nice of her?

Here are some classic articles she thinks you will like.

Thanks,

Mike Schuster ⚡ Immortal Wit , Unpaid Intern (2 Years)