Why Timmy Could Kill Us All
"If you want to be part of a lovable group of people that fight..."
I’m writing this today to warn you of a dangerous man that very few people have known until now. His idea is exploding across X. You and I need to fight him. You may think that you know what evil is but let me assure you…
You.
have.
no.
idea.
I’m speaking of a man who has purposely hidden himself from our knowledge and has been working behind the scenes to destroy that one thing that we love most.
This.
is.
him.
Timmy
Timmy is so evil. He hates that one thing.
See???
That thing we like!!!
That thing that is so good!!!
That thing that could be the difference between life and death for you and me!!!
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If we don’t band together and stop him right now, his ideas will spread!!! Soon children and your loved ones will also hate that one thing!!!
It will be a cult of Timmys…
The only chance we have is to band together as an army of Anti-Timmys™! We will have to crush him like the raging fury of a mother bear!!! We will have to use everything at our disposal to make sure Timmy’s dangerous idea never sees the light of day and anyone who agrees with him IS ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED!!!!!!! WE ARE REASON!!!!! WE ARE COMPASSION!!!!!! WE WILL NEVER LET THIS MANIAC HURT ANYONE!!!!!!!!!
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Peace and Love,
Thalia
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