After #learnToCode went viral on Twitter in 2014 Zuckerberg is now recommending in 2026 that all the miners that were told to code now need to go back to mining and miners are not taking it well.
“Hey bros! Uh, ok it seems the predictions that everyone needs to stop mining were a major bummer dudes. Like, mining is lit yo! We need these super cool rare earth minerals like yesterday for these insane batteries and data centers!!! #learnToMine #iLoveMiners #BlackLungDiversity ⛏️⛏️⛏️”
No way we could have seen AI would take all the programming jobs. Also, it’s impossible to know that everyone becoming a programmer at once would create an oversupply of workers which coincidentally lowers the wages we have to pay programmers homies. So if you all could like get your old pickaxes or whatever it is you use now and start mining that would be a real solid.
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I always thought it was sus that miners should code because mining if you think about it, is basically real life Minecraft! Gen Z, my BFF’s, could you get on this because it’s been a minute and if you did it, we would have a crazy #badBoySummer. Like rare earths will get you real life points called dollars and that would absolutely slap!!!👊🤛🤜💯💯💯💵💵💵🔥🔥🔥🧨🧨🧨”
- Zuckerberg (X.com)
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Miners on X responded:
“That’s such a good idea!!! We all should become miners again!!! HEY EVERYONE!!! LET’S RUSH EN MASSE AND ALL FLOOD THE MINING JOBS!!! THIS COULDN’T POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN ANYWAY!!!”
- Anit Consepit
“THERE’S RARE EARTH IN DEM HILLS!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAW!!!!”
- Yung Prospectur
“PICKAXES FOR SALE!!! WHO WANTS TO BUY A PICKAXE IN THE RARE EARTH RUSH!!!! COME GET EM!!!!”
- DeDeel Merrchand
“Dusting off my coonskin cap and putting on my old denims! Wait until I tell Agnes! This will probably give her the vapors!!!”
- Cornelius Prahspector
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