CONSTRUCTION TRAILER, AL—Bob knew something was wrong when he went to reach for the bathroom door and his coworker Tyler burst forth with alarming energy.
“HEY! HOW’S IT GOING?” Tyler said.
“Good.” Bob muttered. He was slightly confused by seeing Tyler so friendly. He was known for being extremely quiet.
“Good for him.” Bob thought. “He’s finally coming out of his shell.”
Something came out of Tyler alright. Something that violates the Geneva Convention.
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An aroma that could only be described as, “high school football pads” combined with “zombie BO” instantly assaulted Bob’s nostrils. Struggling to stand, Bob grasped the handicap rails. He wasn’t originally handicapped but now he was definitely disabled.
Coworkers called paramedics after Bob didn’t come out for over an hour. When they arrived, the paramedics went in to save him but were immediately incapacitated as well. Luckily coworkers had actually attended their HAZWOPER safety training for HAZardous Waste OPerations and Emergency Response and did not enter.
Eventually Bob and the paramedics were rescued but not without injury. They both experienced extreme amounts of brain loss but no one has actually noticed any difference in their job performance. They consider themselves lucky.
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